Good afternoon Bob here , hey is that my picture below ? Lies , lies I tell you it wasn't me it was another cat . Sorry where was I , oh yes the first event of the Ocilympics has been delayed because several of the contestants over-did the training for the "20 hour sleep", Molly I think we all know who we mean.
Well we are starting off this afternoon with two events , the "Howling behind the door" and the "Who put the muddy paw prints on the clean car ?".
Contestants step forward please , WAKE UP MOLLY .
In this Ocilympic event each contestant will be presented with three closed doors, behind one and one only will be the "mighty one" the provider of all that is bliss in cat food, behind the others , certain death , whoops sorry got carried away there , behind the others nothing .
Your task is to choose the correct door and then howl as loudly and as possible , judging will be on volume and patheticness.
Points will be awarded towards a final score across all events.
Molly I said wake up .
In event two contestants will be presented with a selection of vehicles , they must choose the cleanest, find mud on a dry day and then without anybody seeing make sure every panel is marked with prints , additional points will be allocated for clear evidence of loss of traction on the windscreen.
Results as they come to hand.
This is Bob for Catnetwork , your Ocilympic Channel.
Sunday, August 22
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2 comments:
Bob - I kind of overdid it on my training for 20+ sleepingtoo. I have perfected my mental suggestion technique for prompting Lori to give me treats. All I have to do is set in front of the door housing the treats, and then stare at Lori. It's a piece of cake getting those treats now. :-) Could this be an event?
Bogie
Thanks so much for hosting this competition! Riker and I are having a great time. :)
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